The Waffle House Club

I love Waffle House. If you have never been to one, go. Right now. Regardless of how far it is. Just go. But seriously, I had an amazing idea. When I go to college, I'm going to start a Waffle House Club. It's simple: everyone in the club pays dues. Some percentage of those dues go to Waffle House. We promise to hold all our meetings at Waffle House (more business for them). The benefit for the members is a membership card that gives you 50% off at Waffle House. You may say that Waffle House would never do it, but if you think about it, why wouldn't they? They get money upfront, and a guarantee of more business, not to mention an entire community that develops an affinity for Waffle House. Great idea, I know.